Title: Doctor's Log 17
Author: Istannor 
Series: TOS Part:1/1
Rating: [PG]
Codes: Bones curses
Summary:  Spock and Kirk love it when a plan comes
together.

Disclaimer: These are the characters of Paramount and
Viacom, they own them I only check 'em out from the library.
I promise to bring 'em back.

Doctor's Log 17



Everything is peaceful for once, and I'm afraid to say
anything to anyone and break the spell.  We're out past
Federation space, star mapping again.  Spock has identified
a few systems to go investigate.  He thinks they may have
class M planets, or something that can be terraformed.  He
and Jim are  back to being shadows of each other, so all is
well. As for me, well, I'm feeling a little foolish, but
dammit if I ain't happy as a boy in an all girls' school.

They got me back.

They almost had me going after Spock was supposed to go
apologize to Jim. Later the same day they walked into the
Sickbay, with Jim shouting at Spock like a banshee, and
Spock covering his ears.  I ran over right away and asked
them what the hell was going on.  I never expected Jim to
start screaming and hollering at Spock in public, and for the
life of me I couldn't figure out how the Vulcan could screw up,
"kissing somebody's ass".

Spock handed me a phaser.  "The Captain pointed a phaser
at me."  I was floored.

"Jim," I squeaked.  Hell yes, I admit it, I squeaked.  "Did you
do that?"

"Yes.  He had it coming, and the next time I'll do worse than
that if he comes into me  groveling  like he did today. I will not
have my First Officer on his hands and knees begging
forgiveness, or offering to kiss my ass. What kind of  ship is
this? Do I look like somebody who wants his ass kissed?  I'd
rather kill him myself."

"But,"... "but,..." I was speechless.  I tried again. "Dammit,
Jim.  It was just a joke.  I told him to do that to make his tight
butt unwind."

"Then it's your fault?  You're dead meat, Bones." He yelled. I
should've known something was up. Jim is never loud when
he is trying to hurt someone; he's deadly quiet.

Dammit, if the idiot didn't pull out a giant, pink and green,
plastiform, kid's phaser, pull the trigger, and completely
douse me with water.  Then, he fell back against the wall and
slid down to the floor, laughing so hard he was crying.  Spock
coughed suspiciously and turned away to supposedly help
Jim off of the floor while I stood dripping water into a puddle
around me. Needless to say the entire Sickbay staff was
almost rolling on the ground in stitches. Funny, very frigging
funny. It seems Jim had called ahead to make sure they knew
it would all be in jest.

Okay, so maybe I was trying to mess with Spock, a little.  I did
know Jim wasn't mad anymore, but I thought Spock's rigid
ass needed humbling.  Looks like they made up and put a
plan into action  faster than even I imagined possible.

It was funny now that I look back on it.

I hope Jim likes itching cream in his body lotion.  Spock will
be a little harder to do, but I'll get him. How does the sound of
green dye in his beard inhibitor sound?

 I love this job and even wet, I'm happy.

Jim is going to join me for drinks later and then he, Scotty,
Uhura, Sulu, and I, are going to play some poker. Spock is
going to sit and kibitz.  Maybe, I'll stay out here after all.  It's
not so bad a place, once you get used to it.

END LOG 2

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